PRESIDENT
FOR LIFE- GENERAL STAR (+STAR):
BORN NYC TOO
MANY YEARS AGO, NOW LIVING IN SUBURBAN NEW ORLEANS AND
PRACTICING MEDICINE WITH WIFE/PARTNER OF 17 YEARS, 2
GREAT KIDS (WIZZ BEING ONE); INTEREST IN WWII AVIATION
FROM FATHER'S 4 YEAR STINT IN USAAC, ABOARD A B26 (SO
MANY STORIES OF WHAT A BAD GLIDE RATIO CAN MAKE A GROWN
MAN DO) HOBBIES: WINE/TRAVEL/BASEBALL & AW3
XO - BG
ZAP (ZAP):
EXECUTIVE
OFFICER OF THE STARKNIGHTS (XO) DOB: LATE 1940'S
(PRE-CIVILIZATION...DIDN'T OWN A TV UNTIL 1959..MOVIES
WERE $.25 FOR A SATURDAY MATINEE) MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS TO
THE SAME OLD WOMAN (DIANE)..3 RUG-RATS..SHANE, ERIC AND
MELISSA...2 DOGS AND A CAT! RETIRED FROM THE UNITED
STATES ARMY RESERVE IN 1995 AS A SGM WITH 26 GLORIOUS
YEARS OF SERVICE. BEEN FLYING AIR WARRIOR FOR 3 YEARS,
ORIGINALLY IN AOL...THEN THE AW2 BETA…THEN BACK TO
AOL...THEN GAMESTORM AW3. IN THE ARENA ZAP IS ABLE TO
LEAP OVER MILK CARTONS IN A SINGLE BOUND AND IS FASTER
THAN A BROKEN RUBBER BAND! FAVORITE BUFF IS THE
MOSQUITO....FAVORITE FIGHTER THE LA5...WEIRD HUH?
XO -BG
JAKES (JAKES): EXECUTIVE OFFICER, NAMED
AFTER THE FAMOUS JACOB JAKES, WHO USED A DODGE ASPEN IN
THE MONTE-CARLO 500 AND WON THIRD PLACE. FLIES A26s SO
CLOSE TO THE GROUND THAT BIRDS NESTS CAN BE SEEN IN 3D
RENDERING.
XO -
COL BUG1 (BUG1)-EXECUTIVE
OFFICER, FLIES WITH THE BEST OF THEM... OFTEN FOUND OVER
MOGGY COORDINATING BETWEEN THE STARKNIGHTS AND THE AUSSIE
SQUADRONS. AN ASSET TO ANY EFFORT IN THE AIR.
OCOL SMYTE (SM!TE): NAME CHRIS OSMOND BORN:MAY 1964
RESIDENCE:BERMUDA OCCUPATION:AIRCRAFT CATERER
HOBBIES:FISHING,GOLF,PC GAMES,SURFING FOR PORN.
DEPENDENTS:MY PC (THE ANTI CHRIST) HEIGHT:TALL WEIGHT:A
LOT NICKNAME:BIRD .(IN BERMUDA) AND HEY MUTHER IN NEW
YORK.THE GROUND FEARS ME - BUT ONCE IN A WHILE I GET TO
SHOOT DOWN SUM DUMB S.O.B.
COL
SPIRIT (SPIRI)-
SQUAD CHAPLAIN FOR THE STARKNIGHTS TO ENSURE THAT WE MAKE
AMENDS FOR FLYING ON SUNDAY MORNINGS. HIS MOTTO IS
"STARKNIGHTS TUNE 777." IT IS RUMORED THAT HE
HAS PETITIONED TO GIVE UP THE 'COLLAR' AND BE THE S2 OF
THE 'KNIGHTS. HIS DEEPSTRIKE TACTIC HAS BEEN CITED ON AT
LEAST 3 WEBSITES ON THE NET.
COL
GRIF (gryf):Another
quote:
"AFTER FLYING A MISSION WITH GENERAL STAR, I SIGNED
ON WITH THE STARKNIGHTS. IT HAS CHANGED MY ENJOYMENT OF
THE GAME FOR THE BETTER, WHICH I DIDN'T THINK WAS
POSSIBLE. I'M LEARNING TO BE A BETTER PILOT (THANK
GOODNESS) AND HAVING A BUNCH OF FUN WITH A GREAT BUNCH OF
GUYS. NEVER WOULD I HAVE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE HOOKED
PLAYING A COMPUTER GAME ONLINE. I WASN'T BROUGHT UP IN
THE NINTENDO GENERATION (REMEMBER PONG?)."
COL
GP-1 (GP1)
WHEN GP-1 ENTERS THE ARENA, EVERY PONY PILOT GETS THE
MESSAGE "HIGH-BLOWER ENGAGES" WHATEVER THAT
MEANS...
OPS
OFFICER - LTC ZIP STARKNIGHTS (+ZIP) MARRIED
- 2 CHILDREN, BOY 7 AND GIRL 9. CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF
AWIII. RETIRED U.S. ARMY (MSG) LAST POSITION HELD WAS CSM
AT EMERGENCY OPS CENTER NEAR DC. 30 YEARS SERVICE. NOW
MOON-LIGHTING WITH AT&T AS SYSTEMS ASSISTANT AND
DEPARTMENT OF STATE PASSPORT INFO REPRESENTATIVE.WIFE IS
EMERGENCY ROOM NURSE AND HATES AWIII. HAVE COMPUTER
BUSINESS ON SIDE DOING INSTRUCTION AND INSTALLATIONS FOR
A LOCAL ISP AS THEIR TECH REP. WOUNDED IN RVN IN JUNE
1965 WITH TOTAL OF 6 1/2 YEARS IN COUNTRY (LOVED THE
RICE) NEED A GUNNER, INVITE ME, NEED A SUICIDE MISSION,
GIVE ME ORDERS.
LTC
MAG7 - IF HE IS SHOT DOWN IN CZ TERRITORY HE
OFTEN GOES DOOR TO DOOR IN THE NEAREST VILLAGE ASKING TO
BORROW SUGAR. IF THEY REFUSE, HE SITS ON THEIR DOORSTEP
AND REFUSES TO LEAVE. HONEST.
LTC GATR - One night,
the Starknights were all bored, so we talked the Aussies
into betting whether Croc1 or Gatr would win in a head to
head duel. You know the Aussies... they bet on the Croc.
Well... (actually...
none of this is true.. I'll admit it up front and end the
farce...)
LTC MIC#1 - The squad
only has only one mic now, but plans to get more. That is
thinking ahead! We are like that - always a step ahead!
LTC SLEKE - Calls
himself sleke because he likes to fly the spit, the LA-5,
and the zeke.
MAJ SWAMPY
(Bswam): COMMO
OFFICER FOR THE STARKNIGHTS. OFTEN FOUND DRIVING A C47
GOONEY BIRD AT ABOUT 50ft ABOVE CZ OR BZ LAND. DEFINES A
GOOD FLIGHT AS ONE IN WHICH HE DOESN'T DROP HIS CIGAR. HE
CONNECTS FROM KOREA CURRENTLY SERVING AS A U.S. ARMY
CAPTAIN - HIS FLIGHT HOURS ARE A BIT STRANGE. "I
CONSIDER MYSELF THE ADVANCED PARTY FOR THE STARKNIGHTS...
AND I DO MORE BEFORE 9AM THAN I DO THE REST OF THE
DAY." PROGRAMMED THIS WEBSITE.
MAG RUTRO: Like in the
cartoon, the Jetsons. "Rutrow, Elroy!" And I DID NOT make that one up!
MAJ
WD39 - This is actually the
nomenclature for telephone wire that connects field
phones in the Army of AZland. It comes on large spools. I
thought it was neat someone knew that and made it their
name.
CPT
Chai: Once Bswam was hiding his
gooney in a barn outside Owlburg and saw Chai land his
YAK down the road aways. Upon investigation, Bswam found
out Chai is married to the Owlburg Burgermeister's
daughter! Really!
CPT
ATTY: Atty is actually one of those
big shot lawyers in the bahamas that sit on the beach and
write novel in longhand on legal paper.
.
CPT DIP
(DIP)-
CAN SOAR WITH THE EAGLES EVEN WHILE FLYING WITH TURKEYS.
HE KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND THE COCKPIT. WILL LEAVE CRACKER
CRUMBS IN THE BALL-TURRET THO.
CPT
(RAF) HYPE (HYPE)
- HYPE DISPIZES THE CZS SO MUCH THAT HE HAS VOWED THAT IF
KESMAI EVER NAMES A CZ BASE AFTER HIM, HE WILL MAIL HIS
AWIII CD, HIS JOYSTICK, AND HIS GAME-CONTROLLER TO THEM.
THEY ARE SAID TO BE DISCUSSING THE MERITS OF THIS AT
GAMESTORM HQ.
CPT
MOEWE (MOEWE):
DOB:
18.10.65 STUDENT
OF DRINKTEC AT FH WIESBADEN-GEISENHEIM INTEREST:
BREWING OWN BEER, SPECIALLY "BOCKBEER" AND
"KÖLSCH" SERVICE:
15 MONTH AT GERMAN ARMY HELICOPTERS, HEEREFLIEGERREGIMENT
35, FLIEGENDE ABTEILUNG 351 CH-53, ALUETTE II CHILDREN: 2, A
BOY: FREDERIK (2) AND A GIRL: FREDERIKE (5) AWIII-JOB:
GOOD GUNNER, BUT LEARNING TO BE A GOOD BOMBER
GCPT
(RAF) ALGERON SMYTHE (ALGY):
SIR ALGERNON FORTESCUE-SMYTHE. O.B.E. OF BEDFORD,
ENGLAND. AGE:36.
D.O.B.: 9
MAY 1961 CHILDREN:
NONE HE WILL ADMIT TO. COMMENTS:
SETS HIMSELF VERY LOW STANDARDS WHICH HE CONSTANTLY FAILS
TO ACHIEVE. AN INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY AND BON VIVEUR - NOT
OFFICER MATERIAL!
MIG (!MIG!): A Veteran AWIII
pilot, and fiter ace, !MIG! soars over RRETO like an
eagle, sharpening his talons for the next kill. Often has
to return to Full Realism to keep the edge
1LT
HIP: We in the squad have determine that the
hipster has a serious AWIII problem. The story he related
about doing a Split-S under the coffee table has
something to do with that. We'd do an intervention, but he's
from Canada, eh?
1LT
BABA5: He watches a lot of Babylon 5.
2LT MIKEP - He lives in
Cleveland, Ohio with Drew Cary. Been married for 11
Centuries (I mean Years) Children Bryan (9), Daniel (6).
When not being killed by the Bz and Cz, works
Programming/Operating my C.N.C. Hobbies include AW3,
Bowling, Movies (Stop Laughing, I know he doesn't have a
life!)
2LT
COSMO - I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THIS IS
ACTUALLY THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED "COSMO KRAMER" ON
SEINFELD. SEND HIM EMAIL AND HE WILL SEND YOU A SIGNED
PHOTO. TRUST ME.
2LT
JCJAM - ELECTRONIC COUNTERMEASURE EXPERT...
TUNES TO 776 IN CASE 777 IS BEING INTERCEPTED.
2LT
CROC1 - MAYBE HE USED TO BE GATR? GUESS NOT
SINCE GATR IS HERE NOW TOO... THE MYSTERY CONTINUES...
MSG JAVA1 Name:
Lance Main. Born:
April 25, 1975 Residence:
Niagara Falls, CANADA Occupation:
Electronic Engineering Technican Electrican Status:
Married (1 year)May 17, 1997 Hobbies:
Slo-Pitch, Hockey, AWIII. Joined the Squad after flying
with them on a mission when I helped take my first base!!
Can be found where ever the squad needs me, Buzzing the
tree tops in a C-47, High above the ground (30k) bombing
the B's & C's in a A-26, or in the MIX of it all help
his team mates!! ( Most of the time there helping me!!)
Loves gunning for GOALY! even though GOALY gets upset
when I leave my Beer cans in the lower TURRET!!
MSG
+SA+: This guy won't tell us what
his name means. I have it on authority that is because
the initials stand for something that you can't say in
AWIII. That's okay, cuz he's Y2K compliant.
Den33
- Den 33 of the Lake Mattagamon Cub Scouts fly with us
when their Denmother isn't looking.
VUDU
- Isn't that the name of an advanced jetfighter?
494
- Recently 494's jersey number was retired from the
Starknights. It hangs on a rafter in General Star's
computer room. I've seen it.
------------INACTIVE
RESERVES---------------
MAJ
WIZZ (+WIZZ):
GEN STAR'S SON.... CAN PULL 10 G's WITHOUT BLACKING
OUT. HAS BEEN SEEN FLYING AN P38 SO LOW TREES SCRAPE
THE UNDERCARRIAGE. ACK STOPS FIRING WHEN HE IS AROUND
BECAUSE IT FEARS HIS COUNTER-BATTERY ATTACK. CZ AND
BZ WORMS SCURRY FOR THEIR FPs.
1LT RED
SWAMP (rswam): BSWAMS
OLDER BROTHER. LIVES IN THE GREAT STATE OF MAINE. HOBBIES
INCLUDE RESTORING STEAM LOCOMOTIVES AND PRESERVING THE
ALLAGASH WILDERNESS WATERWAY FOR GENERATIONS TO COME.
OFEN FOUND FLYING FAST AND LOW IN A FITER TO DO A JABO
HIT AND RUN WITH LOW LEVEL DIVEBOMB.