Posted by RSWAM on December 22, 1998 at 09:51:12:
The Night before Christmas:
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through "A" land not
a creature was stiring not even
Goaly man.
StAR in his jammies all tucked
in real tight while visions of
flaming BZ's and CZ's danced in
his head.
When out of the night should
arose such a clatter STAR leaped
from his bed to see what
was the matter!
To the window he ran, his night cap
flapping, he tore open the
shutter and threw up the sash.
And what to his wondering eyes
should appear? but old St. Nick
sneeking in under DAR with a hoard
of (smelly)nasty BZ's nipping
his six.
Twisting and turning through
the ever lit sky, he swooped
and swirled to give them the
slip.
To his fighter STAR dashed to
blow-up the foe and save Old
St. Nick from a horrible
fate.
High Yo yo's and Boom Zooms
did baffle the evil foe
as they fell one by one to
the snow down below. (Snow?)
To save Santa's bacon and Algy's
toys too.
With the last of the BZ's
falling in pieces, St. Nick
did a barrel-roll and shot-off
into the perpetual mist. The
sun glinting brightly if
you looked just right.
Next mornining in "A" land
early at first light,
the STARKNIGHTS found there
stockings stuffed tight.
For they had been good unlike
those bad BZ's for they wouldn't
gundown a defenseless old sliegh.
STAR swears to this day, as St. Nick
streaked away, a voice over VOX
called....
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL
A GOOD NIGHT.